Posts tagged "vlog"

Alex & Olly play… Connect 4. 

My younger brother decided to give me this small black sweet earlier today, just saying “eat it whole, don’t worry, it’s not bad or anything.” I licked it and recoiled finding a very bemusing extremely sour flavour.

Later on he popped his head round my door and goaded me to actually put the entire sweet in my mouth.

Where the ruddy-‘ek ‘ave you been? 

I’ve just posted a new video, surprising to you and myself it isn’t a short film. Much more boring than that - actually. 

Jack and Angelique take to the streets of Worthing town centre, we ask a few weird questions, like… will you marry me and how long divorces take, as well as slapping Jack in the face and being proclaimed as idiots.

The Shortbread Experiment (via OliverNewport)

What do you do when you have a week off school? Stuff loads of biscuits into your mouth of course!

If you want to play along, simple write the amount of shortbread biscuits I can put into my mouth, simply comment with how many below.

MUSIC:
Orion, by Hurrigame Boy:http://8bitcollective.com/music/Hurri…

Uniform (via OliverNewport)

Why do we even bother with uniforms? They’re just mean ole things that drag you down, constantly restricting you in many evil ways. 

Still it’s not all bad, you don’t have to faff about in the mornings deciding what to wear, and you don’t have a class system… Still it’s fun to bash on uniform, so why not?

Accent theme by Handsome Code, poked in the face by Olly Newport



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