Anonymous asked: how did your daddy find out you liked cock?

I don’t like cock, I like people. I’ve never been attracted to a gender because of the sexual organs.

Mentality, attitude, personality… looks. To be honest, I’d rather look at a photo of a dude in their boxers rather than them naked. 

…lets be honest, penises aren’t exactly the most pretty things in the world. 

Oh, and he found out because he read some Skype chats about me being dumped.

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