January 2010
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are there people irl of whom you think they kind of fear you (because of you...
– You make me sound like some sort of evil overlord emperor that reins upon all pond life in this cretinous rock we call a planet. I know of nobody whom wishes to silence my mighty wrath of terror upon humanity because they’re dead.
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I can only get one big screwin’ here!
– Angelique Luff, discussing screws and glasses.
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Would you kindly fuck off a bridge.
– Matti Ryan
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I went into Clinton cards today. I said to the woman behind the counter,...
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My driving instructor told me that I should wear a seatbelt because if I were to...
– Sickipedia
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Anonymous asked: where's wally?
Anonymous asked: Would you let someone suck on your toes?
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Is it a Fuck Yeah!? →
Have you ever wondered if that thing you love the most already has a “fuck yeah” account on Tumblr? Search below to find out! Try entering something like “sharks”, or “David Karp” to see what I mean.
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I don’t think I would have a sex change…no, not even for a laugh.
– Overheard on a public bus service in Norfolk. (via mattiryan)
Anonymous asked: Are you scared now? Why don't answer?
No reason for the panic,
I'm not such one who molest young Teens, because I am NOT a disturbed ill pervert swine!!!
I only want to kill you and wash my body with your blood ... and drink it, of course.^^
Ok?
Otherwise, it's a long way to England and I'm more interested in playing some computergames than...
No reason for the panic,
I'm not such one who molest young Teens, because I am NOT a disturbed ill pervert swine!!!
I only want to kill you and wash my body with your blood ... and drink it, of course.^^
Ok?
Otherwise, it's a long way to England and I'm more interested in playing some computergames than...
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I used to dream that Ronald McDonald would chase me through my house throwing...
– Matti Ryan… whom is quite clearly a paranoid skitzofrenic.
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The Usual.
Olly Newport: Whats peeps being doing then?
Owen Jones: Wanking
Brian McMahon: So owen nothing new for you then.
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But the paedophile in me must be quenched!
– Matti Ryan
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Anonymous asked: I want to fiddle your skiddle.
Anonymous asked: how long is your erect penis?
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Companion Cube….whyyyyyyy… - Video
Oh, woe is me, WOE I SAY!
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Wanna' have HEX?
clientsfromhell:
The Brief: A series of 12 covers for children’s puzzle books. To use bright primary colours.
Client: “You seem to have used some colours more than once”.
Me: “Yes, there are only so many colours”
The client: “Well you’re the designer. Can’t you come up with some new ones”.
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formspring.me
how did you lear to talk so cool
btw i just read like 2 hundered Q&A’s
You are officially an amazing fan of FormSpring questions, and I applaud you with eclaps for that.
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“learn to talk so cool.”?
What do you mean exactly, vocabulary wise or my accent, which granted may sound slightly poshish, but really it’s because of where I grew up.
In...
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do you think teenagers who don’t drink/do drugs are lame? because i feel like a total lamer when i look at some things other kids are doing, when i have no desire to do them myself.
I have no desire to do drugs or drink excessively. This “glamours” and “daring” lifestyle that is portrayed in aspirational television shows, probably isn’t all...
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Homo-encounter = PWNAGE!
Year 8: Are you gay?!
Joey: No, but my boyfriend is.
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We're All Thinking it about the Eggheads...
Dermot: OK, CJ. Can you tell me, who was the first king of the Babylonian Empire?
CJ: Umm, well, I seem to remember when I was in Kebblari a few years ago - I was there for a seminar on the relevance of Haitian gods in today’s society - the Babylonian kings did come up in one of the discussions due to their well-documented distain for gods of the Haitian carthos...-
Dermot: Sorry, I’m going to have to cut in there, CJ. I seem to remember asking you a question regarding the Babylonian empire; at no point did I ask for your fucking life story, you smug little prick.