August 2009
55 posts
“Colin didn’t like coffee. He liked the idea a lot - a warm drink that gave you...”
– Ben Zocco (via benzoenator)
fmylife:
Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I’ve been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML
IIIIIITTTT’SSSSSS OOOOONNNLLLLYYYYY...
Hey, pissheads!
As the age of economic...
“Even though I don’t know you Olly I thought I’d just put it out...”
– Ben Zocco
Perrygate
Patrick H. Cirelli: I saw Katy Perry in Hollywood once
Jack Moore: *gasp*
Kerr Matheson: DID YE' PUNCH HERRR!?
Reblog if you miss someone.
nixstar:
(via obkstm)
Rupert. <3
Teenager wings it with a fake airline - Times... →
A TEENAGE boy from Yorkshire succeeded in persuading British aviation executives that he was a tycoon about to launch his own airline. Using the pseudonym Adam Tait, the smooth-talking 17-year-old told airport and airline executives that he had a fleet of jets.
Tait, who said he was in his twenties, even flew to Jersey to attend a 1½-hour long meeting with the director of its airport. Their...
“I see no issue with Urinating on people. I’m not saying I am about to...”
– Charlotte Spencer
I Come to Shanghai – Houses on the Shore →
Fantastic track from the indie band I Come to Shanghai. @robertashley
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FMyLife #4432884 →
Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he’d spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said “Oh yeah! Well I’ve spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!” To which he replied, “I’ve had sex. Beat that!” I couldn’t. FML
Amazon.co.uk: Profile For C. L. Martin: Reviews →
Awesomely funny reviews!
Gerbil pr0x
Olly Newport: Jack... aren't your gerbils both the same sex? So this would be homosexuality gerbil porn? ...wait... are your gerbils both female.
Jack Moore: Yes
Olly Newport: HAHA, i'd love it for you to go into a saucy shop and ask for gerbil strap-ons xD
Jack Moore: LOL
Olly Newport: AND PARTY HATS!
Victoria Collier: Don't encourage him
Jack Moore: the herbal viagra for £3.89 shop
Olly Newport: *Jack Moore is now googling gerbil stap-ons*
Jack Moore: LOL http://yhst-36785558002913.stores.yahoo.net/gerbil-flex-stimulator-1.html
E Talking (5:40) - Soulwax →
Aerius Light (Kitsune DJ Friendly Edit) (4:58) -... →
Yumeji's Theme, In the Mood for Love →
Ahh, a wonderful piece of music.
Keep Your Pants on Charr!
Charlotte Spencer: Jack your sister is kinda PrItTtY.
Jack Moore: keep it in your pants Char
Charlotte Spencer: I'm not being gay Jack. I just fort id compleeement her. 'Cause she has a nice face.
Olly Newport: "a nice face I would lick"
Charlotte Spencer: Though, yeah, I'd probably take her to dinner.
Olly Newport: EAT HER! EW!
Charlotte Spencer: WE'RE SERVING FISH
Olly Newport: ...and jacks sister.
Mmmm…. nom, nom tasty! Imported US drinks ftw.
Cracked open a Mountain Dew Supernova; strawberry and melon flavour with ginseng.
Hello to Rupert (@awkwardtweeter) for his return from Sonisphere. Hope you had a good time!
Gadget Show (@gadgetshow) on Five in four minutes time! New series, if you miss it, try the 5ondemand player. #gadgetshow
Gadget Show on NOW #gadgetshow @gadgetshow Channel 5.
RT @TheGadgetShow New series of The Gadget Show starts tonight at 8pm on Five! Don’t forget, now! :)
The funniest thin on TopGear this week, them making their own adverts (it will start in the right place.) http://bbc.co.uk/i/m196z/?t=18m53s
The new Scirocco Diesel. For people who value their arms.
http://bit.ly/Jeuod
BED NOW!… GO OLIVER, GO!!!
Going to bed in a few seconds. Just downloaded the documentary Man on Wire, off of BBC 2.
Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #filmmaker #webdesign #chocolatelover
…friendship day. Riiiigghhtt. What-ever the fuck this is it’s making me tired and grumpy. #friendshipday
Still up. Doing an all-nighter. Good times, good times.